Would we be surprised, or judgmental, that Elvis cheated on Priscilla? No. People had class in those days, even the media. People knew to turn a blind eye. Even Priscilla looked away. She didn’t act all trashy, chasing his car out of Graceland, smashing the windows with blue suede shoes.
— Raybon Kan, writing in the New Zealand Herald, offers a voice of reason in defence of Tiger Woods. Hilarious. (via Michael Green)
